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Them were the days!
Peter Purves
If you're not smiling by the end of this, then what were you doing when you were young?
Just for a minute, forget everything stressful and read this...............
Close your eyes and go back in time...
Before the Internet...
Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack....
Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...
Way back.......
I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.
The corner shop.
Hopscotch.
Butterscotch.
Skipping.
Handstands.
Football with an old can.
Fingerbob.
Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the menace.
Roly Poly.
Hula Hoops, jumping the stream, building dams.
The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.
Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan or perhaps a screwball.
Wait......
Watching Saturday morning cartoons, short commercials or the flicks.
Childrens Film Foundation, The Double Deckers, Red Hand Gang, The
Tomorrow People, Tiswas or Swapshop?, and 'Why Don't You'? - or staying up for
Doctor Who.
When around the corner seemed far away and going into town seemed like
going somewhere.
Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings.
White dog sh*t.
Sticky fingers.
Playing Marbles. Ball bearings. Big 'uns and Little 'uns.
Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.
Climbing trees.
Building igloos out of snow banks.
Walking to school, no matter what the weather.
Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.
Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
Being tired from playing....remember that?
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
Choppers and Grifters.
Eating raw jelly. Orange squash ice pops.
Remember when...
There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and Dunlop Green Flash
- and the only time you wore them at school was for P.E.
You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents.
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve.
When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
When 25p was decent pocket money
Curly Whirlys. Space Dust. Toffo's.
Top Trumps.
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.
When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry
groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the fate
that awaited a misbehaving student at home.
Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of
drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc.
Parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! and some of us are
still afraid of them. Didn't that feel good?
Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that! Remember when....
Decisions were made by going " Ip Dip Dog Sh*t "
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly".
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.
And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.
It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult.
Nobody was prettier than Mum.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED.
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...
I DOUBLE-DARE YOU
Peter.
STOLEN LURCHERS
Friday 21st February 2003
Original Message -----
From: "runfold-eddie" <runfold-eddie@ntlworld.com>
Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 4:43 PM
Subject: [dancingwithdogs] STOLEN LURCHERS, Van and Quadbike
This afternoon (Fri 21st Feb) Two Lurchers were in the back of a Daihatsu
van with a quadbike on a trailer. The whole lot was stolen from Ashwell, Nr
Baldock, HERTS.
The owner is beside herself. The dogs are Father and Son, rough coated,
large brindle coloured dogs. They are Microchipped, have wide leather
collars with brass fittings and ID Tags on. The biggest of the two is
bolder and friendly, the smaller (the son) is less sure and shy. Caroline
(owner) would like everyone to keep an eye open as they may be dumped
anywhere. She says keep the van and quadbike, just let her have the dogs
back.
01763 836290 Mobile 07831 634840 ANY TIME
" Eddie"
£500 reward
In a message dated 01/02/2003 13:53:25 GMT Standard Time,
This is a desperate cry for help.
On Wednesday 22nd January 2003, Sheleena Snowangel has been lost by his new
owners in Coningsby, Lincolnshire.
He is a Golden Sable entire dog of about 15 months old.
We were told on the morning of the 23rd that he had been found. Unfortunately we
have only just found out that he has not been found and is still missing.
The new owners Mr. and Mrs. Mair are offering a £500 reward for his safe return.
If anyone has any information at all please contact either Mr. & Mrs.Mair on
01526 343645, or Pauline and Ivan on 01422 341162
Last seen last Friday 24th January 2003.
 From: "runfold-eddie" <runfold-eddie@ntlworld.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 04, 2003 1:04 PM
Subject: stolen Vizsla
From: tavasz
I have just received the following disturbing phone call: An 11 month oldHungarianVizsla bitch has been stolen today between 11.45 and 12.30pm from boarding kennels at Meriden. THIS IS ONLY 1 MILE FROM THE NEC - CRUFTS. So - be on your guard! She is tattooed and has a distinguishing rosette/whirl on the back of her neck. A substantial reward is offered for her safe return. Any information, please ring me on 01622 735842 ( with answer phone ,or mobile 07791 794068) and I will pass on ASAP. Please crosspost/pass to any other lists.
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